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Old 02-13-2006, 04:36 PM
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A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wife's birthday. His wife told him
"Tomorrow there'd better be something in the driveway for me that goes from zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat." The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday.
The Fool say in his heart "There is no God"
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Old 02-13-2006, 04:54 PM
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Dude, That's hilarious. If i did that for my girlfriend she probably wouldn't talk to me for days and think shes fat for months.
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Old 02-13-2006, 05:27 PM
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Oh man that is good, it could do a number on a womans self-esteem
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Old 02-13-2006, 07:20 PM
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