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Old 02-21-2006, 08:26 PM
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In the beginning, there was the plan.

And then came the assumptions.

And the assumptions were without form.

And the plan was completely without substance.

The employees told their supervisors: "It's a
crock of shit and it stinks!"

The supervisors then told the department
heads: "It's a pail of dung, and none may
abide by the odor."

The department heads then told the managers:
"It's a container of excrement, and it is very
strong such that none may smell it."

The managers then told the director: "It is a
vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide by its
strength."

The director then told the VP: "It contains that
which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."

The VP told the Executive-VP: "It promotes
growth, and it is very powerful."

The Executive-VP told the President: "It is very
strong and will promote growth and efficiency of
the system."

And the President reviewed the plan, and said:
"This is good."

And the plan became policy.

And this is how shit happens.
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Old 02-21-2006, 08:36 PM
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Old 02-22-2006, 06:30 AM
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Probably how they make a lot of bodybuilding sups .
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