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A father and son are out for a nice drive, with the father driving, when suddenly, tragically, there is a car crash. The father is dead. No questions about it; DEAD. The son is in critical condition and is rushed to the hospital for emergency surgery....

When the son is wheelind into the OR, the doctor looks at the patient and says: "I can't operate on this person! He's my son!"

Huh?
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To jut this into my riddle....speaking of mopeds: How are mopeds and fat chicks the same?



Both are fun to ride until your friends see you...
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Old 06-08-2005, 01:11 PM
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A father and son are out for a nice drive, with the father driving, when suddenly, tragically, there is a car crash. The father is dead. No questions about it; DEAD. The son is in critical condition and is rushed to the hospital for emergency surgery....

When the son is wheelind into the OR, the doctor looks at the patient and says: "I can't operate on this person! He's my son!"

Huh?
The doctor is the Mother.
Make them a little harder next time ;)
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Old 06-08-2005, 01:26 PM
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here's one for you brainiacs:

how much wood woulda woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck COULD chuck wood?
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Old 06-08-2005, 01:28 PM
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till he/she/it is satisfied with the amount of wood chucked
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Old 06-08-2005, 01:36 PM
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till he/she/it is satisfied with the amount of wood chucked
you did not entertain the possibility that the woodchucks instatiable appetite for chucking goes beyond the availability of wood that can be chucked... in which case your answer would be incorrect

who's next at bat?
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Old 06-08-2005, 02:14 PM
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Average amount of wood a woodchuck would chuck in a given day
760 butt cords of wood.

Median amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck in a given hour
603 butt cords of wood.

Record high for woodchuck wood chucking of 4107 butt cords
was attained on 6-15-1996
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Average amount of wood a woodchuck would chuck in a given day
760 butt cords of wood.

Median amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck in a given hour
603 butt cords of wood.

Record high for woodchuck wood chucking of 4107 butt cords
was attained on 6-15-1996

i guess the good doctor knocked it outta the park :eek:
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why did the chicken cross the road?

to get to the other side.


why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

he didn't have the guts!
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the first one is a classic but the second ive never heard before thanks for sharing that one
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