Jokes
"Californians"
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> So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, you know you're from California if:
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> 1. Your coworker has 8 body piercing's and none are visible.
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> 2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
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> 3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.
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> 4. Your child's 3rd grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower.
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> 5. You can't remember . . . . is pot illegal?
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> 6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
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> 7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
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> 8. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?
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> 9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
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> 10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
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> 11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.
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> 12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
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> 13. You can't remember . . . .is pot illegal?
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> 14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH."
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> 15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers.
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> 16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather - related accidents.
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> 17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????
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> 18. Both you AND your dog have therapists.
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> 19. The Terminator is your State Governor.
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> 20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they want to give you one!!!
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