I just read the report written up at foxnews.com. While reading it, a sick thought came into my head, after the MLB and its players are done testifying, the congressional panel now calls the IFBB and its professionals.
THE SENATOR FROM NY: Mr. Cutler, have you ever used any steroid in your life?
MR. CUTLER: My Celltech Creatine was contaminated with it once.
THE SENATOR FROM TEXAS: Mr. Coleman, what is your truthful opinion of anabolic steeeroids?
MR. COLEMAN: Ain't nothn but a peanut.
THE SENATOR FROM CALIFORNIA: Mr. Kamali, have you ever used steroids in your professional career?
MR. KAMALI: I never had a career to speak of.