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Old 03-29-2008, 06:44 AM
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Nine words women use...

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This isn't actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just
say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.
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Old 03-29-2008, 07:24 AM
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LOL. my gf uses all of them...
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Old 03-29-2008, 09:45 AM
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hahahaha - mine too
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Old 03-29-2008, 09:46 PM
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Yup definitely.
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Wow...that is my wife.....totally.....
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I'm gonna steal that and send it to all my male friends
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I'm gonna steal that and send it to all my male friends
No need, they are already programmed into your DNA
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No need, they are already programmed into your DNA
Into MINE, yeah. But the males need things spelled out for them
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Son of a bitch, I knew Nothing meant Something.
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HA HA HA!!!!!!!! Reminds me of the wife!!!!!!!
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