Go Back   Bodybuilding.net - Bodybuilding Forum > General Discussion > Open Conversation
Register Community Today's Posts Search


Hey there!

It looks like you're enjoying our bodybuildng forum but haven't created an account yet. Why not take a minute to register for your own free account now? As a member you get free access to all of our bodybuilding forums and posts plus the ability to post your own messages, communicate directly with other members and much more. Register now!

Already a member? Login at the top of this page to stop seeing this message.

Nine words women use...



Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 03-29-2008, 06:44 AM
Joker13's Avatar
Joker13 Joker13 is offline
Rank: Lightweight
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Somewhere in the USA
Posts: 1,184
Default Nine words women use...

Nine words women use...

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This isn't actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just
say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.
__________________
S.F.W's Joker Style
Not Based on D.C.

Exercise Directory
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.



To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 03-29-2008, 07:24 AM
ChinPieceDave667's Avatar
ChinPieceDave667 ChinPieceDave667 is offline
Rank: Middleweight
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: 7th layer.. or DC.
Posts: 2,329
Default

LOL. my gf uses all of them...
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 03-29-2008, 09:45 AM
RobS RobS is offline
Rank: Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 116
Default

hahahaha - mine too
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 03-29-2008, 09:46 PM
1quick1's Avatar
1quick1 1quick1 is offline
Rank: Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 63
Default

Yup definitely.
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 03-30-2008, 04:41 PM
widdoes2504's Avatar
widdoes2504 widdoes2504 is offline
Rank: Lightweight
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 1,357
Default

Wow...that is my wife.....totally.....
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 03-30-2008, 04:54 PM
IronKitten's Avatar
IronKitten IronKitten is offline
Rank: Bantamweight
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Posts: 696
Default

I'm gonna steal that and send it to all my male friends
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 03-30-2008, 06:19 PM
1quick1's Avatar
1quick1 1quick1 is offline
Rank: Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 63
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by IronKitten View Post
I'm gonna steal that and send it to all my male friends
No need, they are already programmed into your DNA
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 03-30-2008, 06:55 PM
IronKitten's Avatar
IronKitten IronKitten is offline
Rank: Bantamweight
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Posts: 696
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by 1quick1 View Post
No need, they are already programmed into your DNA
Into MINE, yeah. But the males need things spelled out for them
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 03-31-2008, 06:47 AM
Kane's Avatar
Kane Kane is offline
Rank: Middleweight
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 2,238
Default

Son of a bitch, I knew Nothing meant Something.
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 05-15-2008, 09:38 AM
t_jomama t_jomama is offline
Rank: New Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Posts: 10
Default

HA HA HA!!!!!!!! Reminds me of the wife!!!!!!!
Reply With Quote
Reply

  Bodybuilding.net - Bodybuilding Forum > General Discussion > Open Conversation


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 



 



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 04:44 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.