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Old 03-27-2007, 07:09 AM
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Talking Scientology Orientation Video (weird)

This is just funny as hell. My friend went to this for fun and said it was the most BS he has ever encountered. Then he found this vid. If you have about 35 mins. to waste your time on scientology and all it's wonders... or for a great laugh then have at it before they find it and take it down.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Scien...-while-you-can
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Old 03-27-2007, 07:22 AM
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this shit amazes me, how can people be so lost and confused that they actually buy into this shit.

hahah this part is the best "Materialist science has not disproven god, or the spirit ... the lies and works of materialists certainly prove they are not godly men"

Not 40 seconds later "you may here the question asked, is scientology a bonified religion? Let me assure you it is, according to more then sixty five court decisions around the world"

Nothing like blasting "materialistic people" then looking to them for validation.

tom ... tom ... come out of the closet
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Old 03-27-2007, 07:57 AM
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I'm studying scientology in one of my elective courses. It is beyond fucked. They actually have sessions where you sit in a chair across from an inanimate object and yell at it. AND some of the "clearing" sessions are beyond fucked, people talking about killing indians in the 1800s and being part of hitler's military, some of this shit is soo out there that I don't know how they make it up lol. Not to mention their "Bible" was actually written by a science fiction author, L. Ron Hubbard. He operated the religion in international waters on a ship so he wouldn't be subject to laws and taxation. Originally there was only a handful of levels but once people started reaching the highest level he "spiritually" found out that there are MORE levels. These levels were also more expensive and took much more time to complete. Once you clear your thetans (old repressed and negative past memories) you are now an OT (Operating Thetan) and there are 8 levels (if I remember right). 8 being "God Status", I think Tommy boy is an OT 6...a mere Demi-God
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But I'm only a level 4 elf fighter mage... with +4 gloves of Bitch slapping. How will I ever get to their level?!
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i am not anti-religion...im just anti-basterdized religion.
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But I'm only a level 4 elf fighter mage... with +4 gloves of Bitch slapping. How will I ever get to their level?!
You need a +4 axe of Nicole Kidman....the combined might will bring you to a level 8 and allow you to smite Tom Cruise!
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You need a +4 axe of Nicole Kidman....the combined might will bring you to a level 8 and allow you to smite Tom Cruise!

You forget I need the horn of "Tom Cruise get out of the closet" in order to smite him.
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The ending is the best part.. they basically give you three options. jump off a cliff, blow your brains out or join the cult.

Got to love ultimatums.
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Once you clear your thetans (old repressed and negative past memories)
Dont they claim thetans are repressed memories and evil space alien spirits?

Thats it, I'm starting a cult. I'm calling it hardgainism ... the basis is that to free yourself and expand your mind/body beyond that of regular humans, the only true path is smashing metal, and eating vast amounts of Protien/Carbs/Fats.

Who's with me.
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I'm there!!
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