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Old 01-04-2006, 04:06 PM
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Sharon Tendler met Cindy 15 years ago. She said it was love at first sight. This week she finally took the plunge and proposed. The lucky "guy" plunged right back.

In a modest ceremony at Dolphin Reef in the southern Israeli port of Eilat, Tendler, a 41-year-old British citizen, apparently became the world's first person to "marry" a dolphin.

Dressed in a white dress, a veil and pink flowers in her hair, Tendler got down on one knee on the dock and gave Cindy a kiss. And a piece of herring.

"It's not a perverted thing. I do love this dolphin. He's the love of my life," she said Saturday, upon her return to London.

Tendler, who said she imports clothes and promotes rock bands in England, has visited Israel several times a year since first meeting the dolphin.

When asked in the past if she had a boyfriend, she would always reply, "No. I'm going to end up with Cindy." On Wednesday, she made it official, sort of. While she acknowledged the "wedding" had no legal bearing she did say it reflected her deep feelings toward the bottlenosed, 35-year-old object of her affection.

"It's not a bad thing. It just something that we did because I love him, but not in the way that you love a man. It's just a pure love that I have for this animal," she said.

While she still kept open the option of "marrying human" at some stage, she said for now she was strictly a "one-dolphin woman".

She's hardly the jealous type, though.

"He will still play with all the other girls there," she said, of their prenuptial agreement. "I hope he has a lot of baby dolphins with the other dolphins. The more dolphins the better."
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Old 01-04-2006, 04:15 PM
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Holy fuck that woman is retarded. Who falls in love with flipper. She needs to be deep-dicked. Send in Peter Steele.
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She needs to be deep-dicked. Send in Peter Steele.
that is hilariouse

But this lady needs some help
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this is such a huge problem in our society


like really, over the years its just going to get progressively worse as more and more things have the need to be politically correct and liberals try to take over the planet.


i have no hatred for gays and i dont descriminate or any of that immature crap, but thats just an argument flipperlady can make if more gays start marrying eachother, and flipper lovers and cat lovers and lizard humpers will all be like, well if two men can marry eachother, i can marry my pet chipmunk lucy.


well, if those two men can be wed, looks like its okay for me to make grandma and me official.

really, things will get f'ed up really fast.
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Old 01-05-2006, 05:15 AM
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I think its sad that a 40+ yo woman has to find emotional ties with a dolphin because she has none with her own species.

I hope she gets the help she needs.
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Old 01-05-2006, 05:20 PM
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[QUOTE=jappo]this is such a huge problem in our society


like really, over the years its just going to get progressively worse as more and more things have the need to be politically correct and liberals try to take over the planet.


You are so right. I heard some guy married hit TV.
You watch, people are going to be marrying animals right and left.
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This is such a huge problem in our society. Can't agree more.
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lol that woman is pretty strange
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fuck yaaaaaa. she's a boss
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