See, I even think you can take advantage of some stuff in a small apartment... of course you might piss off your neighbors

But let's face it, in NYC someone is going to piss someone else off, you might as well be the guy doing it, and your neighbors might as well be getting the brunt of it... what makes them so special? I'd show them a thing or two by doing some split jerks right in the living room at 2am.