If you just watched that gay-filled video, proceed without delay, to the nearest squat rack and wash that gayness off you.
You see, squat racks emit specific gamma rays that eradicate gay energy and fag-enducing molecules.
Hurry... you don't have much time before the gayness begins to multiply....
squat my friends, SQUAT!!!!!!!!
Every day God gives me, is an opportunity to take another step closer to my spriritual, personal and professional goals. I will use today so that tomorrow... next week... next year, I may look back and be proud of the choices I made, the people I've touched and the goals I've accomplished.
-My Personal Mission Statement